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Villa Pictoral History
Bellingham's undiscovered northern beaches are prime locations for driftwood structures. "The Villa" was one of the most elaborate and had become a destination for many Bellingham beach explorers until the folks from the Cliffside neighborhood chainsawed everything resembling art on the beach. Peace through destruction, not.

Photography by Scot Ranney
Pictures of the Bellingham area and more. Beautiful, intersting, frightening, curious... photographs of Bellingham beaches, scenery, art, Chuckanut area, Mt. Baker Ski Area, and more.

Things That Scot Writes
When the time comes to scribble, Scot can be a serious writer, however with proper precautions it will never happen. The writings located herin are a testament to interesting word usements without being serious.

Learn Jazz Piano: Free jazz piano lessons and information on Scot's site devoted to the art of jazz piano. Extensive forums, lessons, and downloadable files offer more jazz piano resources than a person could use in a lifetime.
 
Thyme for Sage Advice: herb growing tips and how to avoid common problems while growing herbs such as basil, oregano, thyme, saphron, and others.


Old Tyrinth stuff:
Area 52Aspen Photos (plus others)
Gateway to Reality BBS (historical)
Greene Point
Mushy Joe: 12
Lewis Carrol's, The Hunting of the Snark

Fit III

The Baker's Tale

They roused him with muffins--they roused him with ice--
They roused him with mustard and cress--
They roused him with jam and judicious advice--
They set him conundrums to guess.

When at length he sat up and was able to speak,
His sad story he offered to tell;
And the Bellman cried "Silence! Not even a shriek!"
And excitedly tingled his bell.

There was silence supreme! Not a shriek, not a scream,
Scarcely even a howl or a groan,
As the man they called "Ho!" told his story of woe
In an antediluvian tone.

"My father and mother were honest, though poor--"
"Skip all that!" cried the Bellman in haste.
"If it once becomes dark, there's no chance of a Snark--
We have hardly a minute to waste!"

"I skip forty years," said the Baker, in tears,
"And proceed without further remark
To the day when you took me aboard of your ship
To help you in hunting the Snark.

"A dear uncle of mine (after whom I was named)
Remarked, when I bade him farewell--"
"Oh, skip your dear uncle!" the Bellman exclaimed,
As he angrily tingled his bell.

"He remarked to me then," said that mildest of men,
" 'If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means--you may serve it with greens,
And it's handy for striking a light.

" 'You may seek it with thimbles--and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap--' "

("That's exactly the method," the Bellman bold
In a hasty parenthesis cried,
"That's exactly the way I have always been told
That the capture of Snarks should be tried!")

" 'But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again!'

"It is this, it is this that oppresses my soul,
When I think of my uncle's last words:
And my heart is like nothing so much as a bowl
Brimming over with quivering curds!

"It is this, it is this--" "We have had that before!"
The Bellman indignantly said.
And the Baker replied "Let me say it once more.
It is this, it is this that I dread!

"I engage with the Snark--every night after dark--
In a dreamy delirious fight:
I serve it with greens in those shadowy scenes,
And I use it for striking a light:

"But if ever I meet with a Boojum, that day,
In a moment (of this I am sure),
I shall softly and suddenly vanish away--
And the notion I cannot endure!"

Chapter 4

patron: "Hey, let's have some JAZZ music!"
sax: "What kind of fish does he want?"
drums: "Give him some tea. He wants tea."
bass: "How about we phase him and THEN take the oreos?"
piano: "I heard about that tea."
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